Time Saver

Dear LA Drivers,

If traffic is backed up and no one is parked to the right, that doesn't mean that area is a lane for you to drive in. If there is no separate line painted for it, it's just street parking. That means, you wait in line like everyone else. That means, you don't zoom past everyone because you think your time is worth more than theirs, only to have to stop at the single parked car that is a block ahead of you, only to have to squeeze back into line. But if you DO zoom past everyone because you think your time is worth more than theirs, only to have to stop at the single parked car that is a block ahead of you, only to have to squeeze back into line, then I thank you for giving me this opportunity to tell you that no one likes you.

Thanks!